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AtS: Angsts #24 (Story)
Fandom: Angel (the Series)
Title: To The Victor Go The Spoils
Author: PsychedelicAmmo
Theme(s): Angsts #24 (Story)
Pairing/Characters: Angel/Spike
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the AtS/BtVS crew.
Critiques: That'd be nice, but it's not required.
Word Count: 394
Summary: The triumphant story of the illustrious, fabulous and otherwise all powerful Spike
Author's Note: I really need to lay off the crack -_-;;.
Once upon a time there was a vampire with a soul. He was the saddest, sorriest, bloke in all the sodding kingdom. he lived in a huge castle with hundreds of rooms and spent his time moping through each one and yelling at his evil, underpaid minions.
One day, the vampire with a soul -let's just call him "Angel"-'s pets decided that he needed a bleeding girlfriend... But not one that actually bled. It'd been so long since the vampire with a soul had drank a proper meal that if a broad came up to him spouting blood all over his designer carpets that he'd probably eat her before I could say "kittens".
But anyways, where were we? Oh yeah, the pet pals decide that Angel needed to get himself a girl. And since obviously he couldn't be trusted to find one on his own, the pet pals decided to do it for him.
They looked high and low, but couldn't find a match for their emotionally retarded obsessive, protective, unnaturally anal cocker of a boss. The fact that he has a forehead the size of the Pacific and a nose as wide as the Atlantic didn't help much either.
But soon enough they found the perfect little peach. Her name was Nina. She was an emotionally retarded werewolf with decent sized knockers with little to no problem with casual nudity and cages, or casual nudity in cages. She was perfect...
Until she morphed into a big ugly beastie and tried to rip off Angel's limbs.
But just as it seemed all was lost, a great blond avenger appeared out of nowhere, his hair shone with a purely natural luster in the completely non-artificial moon light. He assured Angel that now he was safe before doing away with the great menace, all the while striking heroic looking poses worthy of Superman himself.
Angel was so thankful to be rid of the beastie that he begged his savior- the illustrious, fabulous, and otherwise all powerful Spike- to shag him senseless. And since the illustrious, fabulous and otherwise all powerful Spike was never one to pass up a pert arse, that also happened to be readily available, he was all too happy to comply... Over and over again. And they all lived happily ever after.